Everything is hidden inside a little cardboard shoebox, and it's now on fire.
I am Sam Lane. I live in Adelaide, South Australia.
I am 19. I am gay.
What you learn here will not make a big difference in the world, but it will give you a passport into mine.
I am a storyteller.
FAKE TV MEME: ↳ THE SIREN INITIATIVE. It has always been a sad and unfortunate superstition that women were bad luck to have aboard a ship - and, as such, there have been many women thrown over the rails and into the water. But as the water filled their lungs, they finally found fins to call their own. Ruling at sea, they drown sailors in revenge for their deaths, and aid and support the all-woman pirate crew of Captain Isobel Maulie.